Car’s not starting because the batter is drained. :( (Taken with Instagram)
Martyr to the swag on the corner.
Beat your girl with the drums
as the bass makes that bitch cum. (Taken with Instagram)
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
(via ktrololol)







